Couldn't Look At MJ Anymore, Quickly Threw This Up

Scary Elf

I thought this was the scariest elf known to man, but you have proven me wrong. That frostbite elf sounds evil.

You better not pout, you better not cry, you better wear your coat or else you'll die...At least that what Kate tells her children. That's right, did you know if you don't wear a coat when going outside you can get frostbite? It's worse than it sounds, it actually eats your skin. Side effects include: lost toes, frozen arms and reoccurring nightmares of a fiendish frostbite elf. For more questions ask Graham Hunter who resides in Wilton, CT.